Aleris's list of reasons for why he is Better than everyone else

1) As the favored son of bahumut, divine right
2) Moral superiority, exemplified by the contrast between him and that damn paladin
3) Better scales. I mean, really.
4) Better fashion sense. Unlike some people, my armor is shiny.
5) The capacity to create lightening with my throat. Try that, human!
6) Genius.
7) Competence. As opposed to mister “summon the spirit right in front of us!”
8) A survival instict better than that of a vrodatch
9) Awareness of what a vrodatch is
10) His amazing panache
11) Incredible tact
12) Amazing ability to lead
13) Keeping a group of five suicidal morons alive (note, that when I left, two died within the hour)
14) His capacity to not strangle the above group of sucidal morons
15) Royal blood, as opposed to mister half-breed nutcase
16) Noblesse Oblige
17) Tactical Genius
18) An unsurpassed understanding of the truth of the world
19) Wisdom far beyond the egotistical Deva
20) A real connection to Buhamut, blessed be his name
21) Not going to fall into tiamat’s clutches inside of the year (You know who i’m talking about)
22) His amazing sanity (for why this belongs here, see the group that he’s forced to travel with)
23) Not deluding myself into thinking that Buhamut (Blessed be his name) grants me powers (Unlike a particular Deva)
24) Not spending most of the day talking his magical talking invisible spirit rabbit
25) Having the self control not to point out that said rabbit doesn’t actually exist
26) Didn’t, ten thousand years ago, decide that tatoos would be really cool.
27) Survived fifteen thousand years on one lifetime, thank you very much.
28) Managed to leave at least one building without setting it on fire
29) Not a pychopathic killer
30) Manages to stop five pychopaths from killing anyone (While i’m with them, at least)
31) My amazing modesty

Aleris's list of reasons for why he is Better than everyone else

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